Coronavirus Humor Diary II – April

So, this coronavirus thing has gotten less funny, which probably means we need more to laugh about. Like the first Coronavirus Humor Diary (March), there is nothing useful or meaningful here; just stuff to distract us for a few minutes. If you see any great memes / jokes / insights / art / video, whatever, please feel free to share in the comments. Thanks and…enjoy.

May Coronavirus Humor

Check out next month’s Coronavirus Humor when you’re done with April.

Apr 30 / Hitler on Georgia Reopening

Okay, this is just damn funny. And offensive. So…perfect.

Apr 29 / Star Trek Red Shirts Take on Coronavirus

How are we going to indicate the designated sacrificial group when people forget Star Trek?

Apr 28 / Make it an Americano

Sure, it’s funny, but now I want a want an espresso.

Apr 27 / Impleach Him – Irish News for the Win

It’s great that American is held in such high esteem overseas.

Apr 26 / Flat Earthers Concerned about Social Distancing

Of course, the cats will be glad to help.

 

Apr 25 / Randy Rainbow’s Spoonful of Clorox

Makes your temperature go down…because you’re dead.

 

Apr 24 / The Cat Screaming Lady Meme is Back!

The meme that never dies, lives again! Bleach or UV? Only Trump knows.

Apr 23 / Trump Says Get Your Bleach On

She’s cuter, plus I can actually pronounce her name. Come here, bleatch!

Apr 22 / David Attenborough Narrates Mating Dance

Something to look forward to after the virus vacates?

https://www.facebook.com/vivaladirtleague/videos/722408281587425/

Apr 21 / The Liar Tweets Tonight

Just plain silly.

https://www.facebook.com/144899702713065/videos/236673524346565/

 

Apr 20 / Cats and Dogs Living Together???

Ghosbusters told is it was coming. The end of times…

Apr 19 / Jon Oliver Coronavirus V

He really doesn’t like the coronavirus. Or right-wing news. Or corn.

Apr 18 / Nothing Funny Happened Today

So sad.

Apr 17 / Robin Williams Saw it Coming

Apr 16 / Keep Touching those Pubic Spaces!

And learn to type!

Apr 15 / Coronavirus Legos for TP Hoarders

Found this one on another list on Board Panda.

Apr 14 / Ze Frank! Solitary Pets! Yes!

The long awaited sequel to sad fish diary, I mean sad cat diary, I mean who cares. Ze Frank!

Apr 14 / If Trump Captained the Titanic

Who’s to say he didn’t? He’s the best. Maybe he can time travel too.

Apr 13 / Unrelated Sheepily Floofible Nonsensicuteness

My only question is, does this give him / her / “Sr. Floof” a big enough wool bumper for social distancing purposes? I think so.

Apr 12 / John Oliver Coronavirus IV

It’s as if he knows more than the President. How can that be? Trump knows all.

 

Apr 11 / Alien Face Mask! Get Your Alien Face Mask!

Can’t you just see them skittering around on the sidewalk, hustling for warm human faces? Mmm, symbiosis.

Apr 11 / Pancat? Facecake? Cat Not Having it

Not coronavirus related, but perhaps lockdown inspired? Sure, I’ll make pancats, I mean facecakes, I mean…well, you’ll see. They’ll be delicious.

Apr 10 / Social Distance Jousting

Who knew Game of Thrones was just training for the pandemic?

Apr 9 / Ghost of Coronavirus Past

I’ve just got so much travel planned…

 

Apr 9 / Telemedicine Gets Personal

BYOS? Bring your own  speculum. Better yet, don’t.

Apr 9 / Chummy Eats Everything

For a second, I thought someone was using my Facebook profile picture, but turns out it’s just a fat squirrel with no self control.

Apr 8 / Ze Frank Does Something Absurd

Okay, this has nothing to do with coronavirus, but I’ll pretty much promote anything that Ze Frank does like a little fan boy. So, enjoy:

Apr 7 / Betty Bowers Says Stay Home

I find her a bit hard to watch, honestly, but she has very funny moments if you happen to agree with her points…

https://www.facebook.com/312383761871/videos/513922606151148/?eid=ARAv7OrupF-ChJwtAzpXD2aq15eqM2kOhAnRvxibCI0g7AYQ3StxeZ76Df-e3CGBQ_ULu4Hz_fcS3itB

Apr 6 / Coronavirus meets Starship Troopers meets Tiger King?

Sure, why not.

Apr 5 / John Cleese Gets Miffed

Or at least a few of the English do. Fear the Scottish!

Apr 5 / Tom Finally “Gets” Jerry

You have to be of a certain age to appreciate this. But Jerry had it coming.

Apr 4 / Sometimes You’ve Just Got to Say It

This would be very earritating.

Apr 4 / Mummy’s Cursovirus

Just whistling passed the cursed tomb.

Apr 4 / Stay Safe. Stay Inside

This is awesome even if you don’t ski.

Apr 4 / How You Feelin’ in Lockdown?

That’s 99 Luftballons full of primal screams.

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=329637661024176

 

Apr 4 / Family Lockdown Boogie

The family that dances in quarantine stays in quarantine. Or something.

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2604971913081276

Apr 3 / Chonky Round Animals (Post Quarantine)

Yeah, this came out a long time ago. But it reflects how we’ll look when we emerge from captivity after weeks of stress eating. I plan to be a dodecahedron.

Apr 3 / Art that Speaks to You

Less humorous than beautiful, art comes to life and helps you cope with difficult times.

https://www.facebook.com/estelle.debates/videos/10219696800564963/UzpfSTc2OTUxNDUwODoxMDE1ODEwNDgwODM0OTUwOQ/

Apr 2 / Social Distancing & Videoconferencing Last Supper

This one has it all.

Apr 2 / Animals at the Human Zoo

This is funny because it’s true? See some of the links below for recent animal re-habitation of abandoned human spaces.

Bored Panda had some great examples of animals invading empty cities, including this infamous video:

https://www.facebook.com/besttyz/videos/10206801064741888/?t=0

Somebody feed the monkeys! Or maybe run away.

Apr 1 / Trump Resigns…Not!

Okay, this one hurt a little.

Apr 1 / Not So Little Debbie

This is actually just true. Not sure it’s funny. Buy stock in diet planning services.

Apr 1 / Screaming of the Lambs in Quarantine?

I wonder if most yewts even know who this guy is? Well, he’s scary and he eats people, so…

Muah ha ha.

Apr 1 / Samuel L. Jackson Says Stay the Fuck at Home (Un-bleeped)

March Coronavirus Humor Stuff?

Check out Coronavirus Humor I. Enjoy.

Other Stuff?

If you happen to find other nominally humorous but also informative things out there, let me know. I could use the laugh.

Thanks!